I have just seen a car crash in the form of football. Knights 0-4 Victory

All the Melbourne goals were so soft. The Victory strikers were a knife through the soft butter of the Knights defence. Emblem was ok going forward, but was in 'chariots of fire' mode as he seemed to be running in slow motion.

Scot Gemmil, son of Archie, former Scotish international and Premiership star, played the worst individual performance of a player I have ever seen. In the centre of midfield every pass that went from the defence to him either went back to the defender where it came from (this put pressure on the defender and caused two of the goals) or back to the hillariously appaling ex-Orient Keeper Danny Milosovic. He had the turning speed of a supertanker.

All Kiwi youth team prospects are pub team standard at the mo...appaling.

So the moral of this rant is...no matter how bad things have been at Carrow Road...its far far far worse in North Shore, Auckland.

I'm Jeremy Kyle...Good Night.

Posted By: Auckland Rob, Oct 27, 11:23:12