1. He doesn't want to head the ball. If it comes near his head he will pretend he tried to head it but JUST missed it. I do this from big long hoofs cos i am a pussy and i know one when i see one.
2. He looks like Kevin Pieterson
3. His feet stick out in a funny direction making him look like a duck.
Posted By: Charles21, Oct 23, 12:19:23
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