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The list of Darwin Award winners 2 years ago was one of the very best. :)

And some "good" stories never make the Awards, such as the guy who caught his scrotum in a belt and pulley while seeking self gratification. His scrotum was ripped open so he stapled it shut! Sort of a failed, do-it-yourself quasi vasectomy. Owww!

He was found out when infection set in; Emergency Room Dr. removed the corroded staples and informed said dumbass that he had also lost a testicle in the process.

Though death did not result, this guy fits the Darwin Awards criteria since he effectively removed himself from the gene pool; at least for awhile! :)

Swede

Posted By: pants, Oct 20, 17:36:04