About ten years ago, my mate Gordon who used to work for Don Lear, the VW specialists in Diss, went on a Skirmish/paintbally type thing.
One of the guys on his team fell and caught his plums on a sticky out bit of twig - it ripped his scrotum asunder and one of his plums fell out and started to unravel as it rolled.
He picked it up in his hand and walked bow-leggy to the portakabin/office place where they duly called for an ambulance.
ouchface.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:23:18
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