Your distress is getting to your grammar

I'm understanding more about you, Otto, through our little chats. Your hair, for example. I know now why you grow it long. It's to hide your face, isn't it? You hate that pretty face. You hate the fact that it attracts girls, when all you want is Uncle Peter. You want to hide that face from the world, and so you cover it with that ridiculous mop. It's an armouring, concealing all that self-loathing you feel and which you can only exorcise with the razorblade on your arms.

Throw back your hair, Otto. Buy an Aliceband, like Paul McVeigh. (Do you have "feelings" for Paul as well?) Look the world in the eye.

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 18, 10:58:03