An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all get sent to jail for 10 years.

Before they serve their sentences, they are allowed one thing to take with them.

The Englishman requests the entire Britannica encylopedia, the Scotsman an unlimited supply of whisky and the Irishman an unlimited supply of cigarettes.

When released, the three men are asked what they had learnt.

The Englisman replies, "I now have all the knowledge in the world."

The Scotsman replies, "I'll never get that drunk ever again."

The Irishman pauses for a minute, then says, "...has anyone got a light?"

Posted By: pants, Oct 16, 14:07:19