On Satdee, I was in the chatroom on here and left to meet Mr Small at The Kings - the

score was 2-1 to QPR. My last message was "Maybe by the time I have walked to the pub, we will have nicked two goals"

Do you know what?

I walked into the pub the second after Earnshaw's pen - we had, indeed, nicked two.

How about that?

Small had to go to a party at The Compleat Angler - both the Terry's were in, so was Biggest Glasses in the World and Man Mountain (Nanny out of Count Duckula), Salman and Toni had her hair in pigtails again. West Ham Paul bought a Chinese take away but came back in and it hung on a peg at the bar for about two hours.

Liability Chris and Mad Mary came in but she had to go and have a poo - tehre was something wrong with her bottom.

Chris gave me a lift home and I had to sit on a huge sheet of cardboard.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 16, 12:58:51