I'm taking a young lady out on the tiles Shoreditch/Old St way...

...I f**king hate it around there as it is full of t**ts up their own arses with stupid haircuts and crap jeans and a gashfaces taste in music...but anyway, that's where she wants to go...I'm not going near the Light Bar but I was thinking Great Eastern Dining Wotsit (bit poncey) or Cantaloupe (bit w**ky)...I don't want loud indie-schmindie or dance moosic as we wanna be able to hear ourselves talk...and it can't be anywhere too smokey either so pubs are out...I suspect she's actually a bit gay...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 14, 10:50:50

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