The day-by-day reports on IED's "Adventures of an English Virgin at Uni" is great

Reminds me of this

"On Monday I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess, I lifted up her dress
On Thursday I just masturbated
On Friday I put my hand upon it
On Saturday she gave my balls a squeeze (balls a squeeze)
But on Sunday after supper,
I rammed the f**ker up her,
And now I do it seven days a week!"

Good luck IED. Remember, alcohol is your best friend.

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 13, 15:11:08