the hunting grounds of the Serengetti - he just isn't cut out for it

I was there with him once - in 1948, with the Smythes and Twissington-Cunts.

A bally great Siamese Twelly leapt from a bongo tree and damn near had his eye out.

Poor old Granty was in shock for days - he kept weeping and clutching an old sock that his Mum had sown some coffee bean eyes onto.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 13, 12:53:11