Because

My best mate kevins great Auntie Sheila, has a second cousin who bought a Dog from this bloke who used to deliver papers near this womens house whose husband used to sell burgers outside Colchesters ground, and he heard 2 Southend supporting pensioners talking about this clause when Southend visited Layer Road. Apparently one of these pensioners out about the clause when while shagging Tilsons wife up the s**t spout on 5 Viagras and 12 cans of Kaliber she screamed about it.

Therfore its gotta be true

Posted By: DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 12, 16:36:45