i've seen some ropey old b*llocks in my time but THAT really takes the biscuit

This is my favourite bit, though.

Pardew: "Nice talking with you today. You got me in a romantically horny mood today! So I can tell you that I wanna ride you so bad that I ache all over but on the other hand I can tell you easily that I love you.
Considering how little we see each other I really can't believe my feelings for you. Sexually, physically, mentally and emotionally. My next song will be about our crazy love. "

ROFLSPASTICATIONARYISMS

Posted By: The Judge, Oct 12, 13:37:29