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10 not breathing. Therefore 10 reported dead. One is reanimated. Therefore 9 dead.

Then 11 suddenly keel over and die. That's 20.

Then, all of those who have been reported dead suddenly spring up and reveal they were just having a giraffe. Jeremy Beadle appears and the emergency staff say "le bleep" a lot.

Then the bloke who was reanimated drops dead with a massive heart-attack brought on by the electric paddle things.

And they all kill Beadle.

Therefore, 2 dead.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 11, 15:01:13