I was talking to the fairies at the bottom of my garden

last night when father Christmas popped in for a cup of tea. He told me all about an encouter he had with the Loch Ness Monster, who claimed to have eaten alive the Tooth Fairy and got a stomach full of filling.

Anyway, then I went to church and had a chat with God.

Posted By: duke of york, Oct 6, 13:56:04