No no...

counselling for those with compulsive masturbation disorder.

Bit like AA... he has to stand up in front of the group and introduce himself by confessing that he's a complete w**ker. Then with the support of his peers (known as "The Hood"), he can find that there's more to life than bashing the bishop, slapping the salami and a good old fashioned tommy.

Personally I wish him luck, and hope he manages to pull it off.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Oct 4, 12:33:52