**ring-ring** **ring-ring** **ring-ring**

"Hello? Ron 'Big' Atkinson speaking."

"Hello Ron, this is your TV agent here. You remember that show you did earlier in the year where you went to a yokel club out in the sticks to help thier manager?"

"Why, yes. Yes I do. And such a resounding success we were in the ratings too."

"Well, turns out there's a management vacancy at another yokel outfit, how do you fancy making "Big Ron Manager II: The Norfolk Job"

"Sounds fantastic. I'll ring you back this afternoon, I've an appointment for a St. Tropez right now."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 11:51:55