FAO: yarmy x2. Ref Sunday lunchtime starting line up...

...I've been thinking about this a lot today (I know, life, need one, etc) and I implore you to have a rethink ref your decision to omit custard from the starting line up in place of cream...yeah, sure, cream is a versatile utility player and is equally at home in hot or cold climates, but he simply doesn't have the coverage that custard can offer you at such a big occasion...I mean, what if the pie is a tad tart? Who's gonna get stuck in and neutralise a tricky sit-u-a-tion? Custard, that's who - cream will have melted out of the game by then as he's a first helping player only, and unlike his mate Yorks, never rises to the occasion...

And on the subject of yorkshire puds...a couple of those chaps on your plate and you're really packing out the mid part of your meal which is when things can get a bit unsavoury as well you know...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Sep 27, 16:47:31