Lollibulero, just imagine it!

Big Doc looms towards the back of the coach to find that Earnie has bagged the best seats already for him and his mates.

"Oi! Alien! Get your f**king bags off them seats! I wanna sit there!"

"Piss off Docherty, you useless fat lump, we don't want you on the back row, it's for me and Adam and Pocket"

"What, midget central is it? Come on, move over and stop f**king around"

"Oi! Gerroff! I told you, you're not sitting here. It's only for the cool gang and you aren't in it"

"If you don't move I'm gonna give you a wedgie"

"Sir! Sir! Docherty's bullying me si ... OUCH!! Ow! Put me down you useless fat f**ker!"

[Earnie is stuffed into a luggage rack]

Enter Worthy

"Now then lads, what's the sityooayshun back here, this isn't what I expect from lads playing for NorwichCityFootballClub, notmean"

[Everyone] "Fuck off gaffer, you're getting yours on Monday from Delia, we're not listening to you any more, so piss off back up the front and play patience!"

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 26, 17:59:23