Years ago, when I lived somewhere else

My Saturday afternoon was rudely disturbed by a bloke dragging a dirty great big packing case down the lane that ran along the botttom of my garden.

SCRRRRRRAAAAAAAPE!

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SCRRRRRRAAAAAAAPE!

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SCRRRRRRAAAAAAAPE!

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SCRRRRRRAAAAAAAPE!

This was accompanied by my dog going nuts and barking like a Hong Kong football fan for at least five minutes until I finally decided to spring into action by kicking the Dog up the arse and then going outside to tell the c**t to f**k off with his dirty great big packing case and the incessant scraping noise that was buggering up my tranquil Saturday afternoon. Imagine my surprise when I discovered the noise was the gas burner of a hotair balloon which was about to narrowly miss my shed. We laugh about it now but I think the Dog is plotting some form of revenge.

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 25, 14:35:21