Where can I get some gorm?

My wife informed me this morning that I am gormless.

Naturally distressed, I have trawled the interweb seeking a portal where I could buy some gorm, but without success.

Can anyone help me? Also if you could point me to where I could get some "feck" that would be great. At least I'm looking particularly shevilled this morning, which is something, and I'm fully gruntled.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Sep 25, 10:02:05