My cat died
I got the dreaded lurgi
I had to go to Wiltshire
The exhaust on my car went, 200 miles from home
I got an infection in my foot
The 3 hour drive home took 5 hours
I found we had signed DION FUCKING DUBLIN
The missus had her spare hard drive full of photos blow up
Royal Mail didn't bother delivering some books I've been hanging out for cos (basically) they couldn't be arsed
We lost today against a team we ought to have beaten
City lost today against a team we ought to have beaten & that clueless pillock is still in charge
Fuckit, time for a brew. Or two.
Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Sep 23, 19:04:31
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