Cheeky little song for Earnie to the tune of 'Monster' by 'The Automatic' (What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? etc.):
Who's that scoring a goal?
It's Robert Earnshaw, it's robert Earnshaw!
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Posted By: Noertmn, Sep 22, 16:01:24
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