World's Oldest Joke

God came to Adam in the Garden of Eden and said, "My son - you look so miserable and listless". Adam replied "It is because I am lonely, O Lord".

The next day, God came once more to Adam and said, "My son, I will make you a companion. She will be intelligent, witty, fabulous company and highly capable. But there is a price. You must give me one arm and one leg - she will be worth more than both these limbs together for you".

Adam thought for a moment and said "Hmmm. What can I get for a rib?"

Posted By: Partial Angler, Sep 22, 10:16:53