Oh pur-leeze

This man has obviously got a First Class degree from the University of lame excuses.

"She told me about scenes from a video. She was saying something about my having slept with other women on the video cassette. I told her I wanted the videos. But she said, 'They are my defence'. She said she had left them with a friend with instructions what to do with them if anything happened to her."

He added: "It was a stupid thing to do. I bought this video camera and was playing with it, and they were images one does not want." [YEAH RIGHT. "OO I MUST HAVE LEFT IT ON BY MISTAKE, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS VIDEOING MYSELF SHAGGING THESE WOMEN, I WAS ONLY CHECKING THE FOCUS SETTINGS AND HOW THE ZOOM WORKS, I'M NOT A PERV, HONEST]

The judge told the jury that he was then forced to continue having sex with Driza in his flat to stop her pursuing her threats." [FORCED TO CONTINUE HAVING SEX? FORCED? DEAR OH DEAR.]

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 22, 09:49:05