That's spinning faster than the directors' box before selwyn's eyes

"Celtic and Sunderland competing for his signature" - (a) I don't believe it, he'd have gone to either before us (b) if true means we were paying far more than they were - what mugs

"former Manchester United striker" - err, 4 games

"he was actually playing at centre-half - another string to his bow" - it's not another f**king string to his f**king bow you stupid f**king t**t, Waghorn, it means he was too slow and too fat to compete up front any more. For f**k's sake how stupid do you think we are?

"the facilities" - well done, Dion, good lad, that's obligatory

"touch wood, he's been fortunate for most of his career to stay away from injury." - that's it, he's f**ked, knee ligaments within a fortnight

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 20, 14:27:35