Bless!

I hope you went up to him and said "Leon, please don't leave us, I'm begging you!"

Alternately, you could post on football-rumours.com:

"I was in Tescos last night and saw Norwich striker Leon McKenzie, he had a copy of ZOO magazine in his trolley, Johnny Morris used to present Animal Magic from Bristol Zoo, this can only mean that McKenzie is set to join Bristol Rovers for ?400'000. You read it here first, my cousin is a hot dog vendor outside their stadium"

Posted By: Martin Peters, Jun 24, 10:42:14