I can beat that...

went on holiday with my missus to Jersey a couple of Summers ago. We flew into Guernsey to get a connecting flight on.

Whilst in the transit lounge in Guernsey, my wife was looking at the plasma screen displaying all the arrivals for the whole 24 hours. It started with 5.30am Mail. Then 5.45am Newspapers, then flight arrivals from London Gatwick, Paris, Southampton, Dublin etc etc.

After studying the list for a while, she turned to me and asked: "Is there really such a place as newspapers?"

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Sep 19, 21:51:56