Good mate of mine has been at uni for 3 years now

him and his mates were walking home later at night, and as they approached a cash machine, a policewoman was getting some money out, and they were right behind her

As she was walking off, my mate went "that's a lesbian" got his money out, walked off, and the police car went off in the opposite direction

20 minutes later, the same police car catches up with them walking home, stops them

Bloke "alright lads what you doing"

Lads "just walking home home mate, la etc, we're all half cut, the usual friday la"

Bloke "ok lads, by the way, she's isn't you know" and then drove off

:D

Posted By: pants, Sep 16, 00:37:07