I was going to say that...

...the missus and I always argue over cleaners. She wants older Dutch women because 1) I won't want to shag them and 2) she trusts they won't nick anything and disappear.

However, my experience of cleaners has been that my Polish cleaner and my Cameroon(ian?) cleaner were fantastic, trustworthy and reliable whereas the three Dutch women we've had 1) try to re-organise the f**king house how they want it 2) are lazy and shoddy workers and 3) cancel every other week because of illness, child's illness, boiler leakages, or what other excuse they can think of at the time.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:28:38