masquerading as Head of the Art Department at a local middle school - I know that the role

of Royal Gourd Pusher was always shrouded in mystery but, now with changes in the law regarding the Official Secrets Act, we can all have access to a lot more information about what it actually entailed.

... growing gourds mainly, then pushing them down Long Melford High Street (or Risbygate Street in Bury St Edmunds if it was raining) whilst wearing a tinpot crown and shouting "I love you Liz!"

Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:04:13