Morning all

Hot news; apparently we are getting a loan player in from a Premiership side.

My source tells me that Mrs Drury is going to have a baby and that NW will allow Adam to be there, so he can see her fanny and flick it and even fart if he wants. So AD will likely miss a game and so left back cover is required.

But I can't say anymore in case my cover is blown.

Posted By: Henclrikus, Sep 14, 10:23:51