The Harris rumours were scotched yesterday. Official statement below

"Orville has requested me to make clear on his behalf that he no longer has any desire to fly, right up in the sky, whether or not he is able to do so. He has also noted that since he gave up regularly sitting with a human arm up his rectum, he no longer has the need to constantly wear nappies.

As a result, Orville does not intend to reunite with Keith Harris in either the short or the long term. That period of his life is over and while he has fond memories of their time together, he feels he has moved on to a more rewarding phase of his life."

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 13, 17:04:06