The conversation went like this

Hello Steve, I'm interested in the boy Eastwood.

Well Nigel it would take a very good offer for us to even consider it

Well I've looked at the siiiiitttttuuuuaaattttiiiooonn with my transfer kitty and we think he's worth ?250k

At this point the phone goes dead

Ah well, that's football, we move on, eggs is eggs. Too bad as I wrote Earnshaw and Eastwood down on a piece of paper and it looks very good - very solid

Posted By: inutero, Sep 11, 18:45:49