It was to this one big fat City fan

They'd been giving him the treatment for ages - "You fat bastard, you fat bastard." and all of that.

So he showed them his belly and gave them a bit of a wobble, and they replied "Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever seen your dick?"

Then asked for a wave, which they got. "Massive, give us a wave, Massive, Massive, give us a wave."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 17:05:31