and cos I have no mates,

I've put my mum and 4 0898 numbers on friends and family

And then I won the promotional holiday

So I was laid on a beach with my mum and 4 pole dancers and then I heard this voice say "sam would you like to come in the sea with me and put you fingers down my pants"

I was like "oh leave it out mum"

Posted By: Gus Poyet 26, Jun 23, 15:46:00

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