Of course, the Army taught me everything

How to walk properly, what time to eat, where to have tattoos and which ones, who to shag, who to kill, how to vote Tory, how to behave like everyone else in your peer group, how to think, how to look down your nose at Civvies, how to s**t and how much bogroll to use, when to wake up, what to eat, how to waste money in what bars, when and where to go on holiday, what to wear, what to read, how to use abbreviations. Fuckn great the Army was.

I miss it now like eye cancer.

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 8, 13:53:18