The best thing about being British

Is that you can laugh at death!

The Aussie's debatable psyche
made him swim with a with a fish that was spikey
The Oz stuck his thumb
up the manta rays bum
Just a flick of the tail and "Oh Crikey!"

There once was a mug for the punter
Who professed to be "Crocodile hunter"
But it all went amiss
When he swam with the fish
For the last thing we heard was "You c**t yer......"

Posted By: bhamcanary, Sep 5, 02:03:41