Busty Louise, aged 19, said........

It was like f**king MBK's yokel character until I had him shave his beard off and sort his hair out. After that, it was wonderful. He took me to places i'd never dreamed of, Brannigans, Frankie and Benny's even to Lava and Ignite.

Then he used to take me home and use every available orifice. Which was all of them, i'm that sort of girl. I've never known sex like it. He lasted much longer than my old boyfriends. They were two pumps and a squirt, Rob lasted at least ten.

I used to love his fit body. I used to say it was becuase of all the training as a footballer, he used to say that Dean Ashton liked fit bodies too. I said Rob should invite him round so they could roast me but he used to laugh at that. He said Dean used to laugh at that too. Rob said Dean liked his bodies more muscular.

And then, one day, he dumped me. It might have been because I love it up me and i'll do it with any bloke with a decent bod and a load of cash. It must have been the last straw when he came home to find me blowing the estate agent. I said to Rob that I just wanted to get the best deal for the house now he was moving to London but he wasn't having it.

I'm heartbroken, still from selling this story i've now a load of cash. Which i'm going to spend of a load of new clothes and f**k me shoes which I hope will mean plenty of cock for me in the near future. If any one wants my number, it's in the public bogs at Norwich Train Station.

Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 29, 10:17:02