Other things bowlers could do if Woolmer's rule change went ahead

to change the condition of the ball:

Smear their own s**t over one side of it
Cover one side in mud
Stamp on the ball to put it out of shape
Take a boot off and use their studs to virtually destroy the surface of one side
Ejaculate on it
Vomit on it

Don't think those pesky Pakistanis wouldn't do all these things, and more!

Posted By: WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:17:28