No-one would ever get out, though

BA: I pity the fool

(cue shots of fifty seven men with automatic weapons standing five yards apart blazing away)

Face: Quick! Modify the drinks trolley!

(cue shots of the drinks trolley having improvised armour plating attached to it)

Murdoch: Run, rabbit, run!

(cue shots of seventeen cricket balls all hitting the stumps - but the bails remaining in place)

Colonel: I love it when a plan comes together...

(England: 1,623 for 0. Pakistan 0 for 10)

Posted By: Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:06:59