10 years in the future...

camcan: can you pass the salt, love?

(three hours later)

Creo: ...so unless you can unequivocally and undeniably prove that I stated I knew where the salt was and that I accepted responsibility for its provision to you...

(four hours later)

...the man is yet to regain consciousness, though surgeons have managed to retrieve the salt cellar...

Posted By: Work Ethic, Aug 17, 13:55:29