Fun but entirely non-PC (you've been warned) game we can all play

Yes I'm childish, I know, and I don't much care. So here goes.

OK so if all those listed below were in gay relationships with each other, which'd be the 'wife'? (My guess in brackets)

Henman and Rusedski (Greg)
Rooney and Nistelcheat (Ruudi)
Harmison and Hoggard (Hoggard)
Hoddle and Waddle (Glenda)
Shearer and Sheringham (Teddy)
Sharapova and Kournikova (excuse me a minute)
Laurel and Hardy (Stanley)
Vic and Bob (Vic)
French and Saunders (Dawn)
Brighton and Hove (Brighton)
Bradford and Bingley (both!)
Spianch and Ricotta (spinach)
Abramovitch and Mourinho (Jose)
Abramovitch and anyone else except Suggy (everyone else except Suggy)
Abramovitch and Suggy (Abramovitch)
Tomblander and Graham Norton (Tomblander)
Tomblander and Wimpy Quentin Gay-gay McFlowers, author of "Namby Pamby Tales for the Easily scared" (Tomblander)
Himmers and Branders (Tomblander)
PK and IED (I'm going to regret that)

Yep, all that for another thinly-veiled Tomby-slagging. Hey ho.

Posted By: Suggy, Jun 21, 23:04:43