Toss off...

...some pancetta, drizzle in three lugs of your third best extra-virgin olive oil, two tiny drops of mountain-ash-matured massive-slut balsamic, three small reptiles (any species), two nice fluffy balls of yak mozarella and half a pound of tuppenny rice. Stew it up for a while then pour over your BLEEDIN LAVVVVVELY JELLIED EEEWS INNIT and serve with a NICE CUPPA BLEEDIN TEA LUV, THAT'LL BLEEDIN SORT YOU OUT, then call the missus and shout BLEEDIN SHUT IT YOU SLAG before retiring to the Green Man for seventeen pints of Wife Beater.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Aug 16, 16:20:35