Quick update to bring you up to speed

- We are taking 8,000 to Palace
- Newcastle are not playing half
- Kevin Lisbie scored a hattrick against Liverpool
- World Wars One and Two were a long time ago
- Anything that happens at all happens at half past eight
- Anything else is probably Himmers on a wind-up
- Worthy knows some of us doubt his managerial expertise and is having a massive blub
- Andy Hughes will, one day, be thrown to the tigers as pre-match (or possibly half-time) entertainment. Trust me on this.
- If you ever wonder "how many", the answer is 9. Unless it's 8,000.
- Titus Bramble crashed into a house
- There's a 93% chance that Adam Drury has a rotund, oriental internet stalker
- Andy Marshall is a Judas c**t
- The Middle East is full of foreigners who think they own the bloody place
- We should be/are already/will never be/have always been a communist/fascist state
- Yang

Think that's it. Others will doubtless fill in any gaps.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Aug 16, 10:55:14