probably the dogtags thing as he was in the forces and he probably feels that, as much as

he would like to knock her skirts off, hopping is for sissies.

Then he would make a peanut butter and jello sandwhich using a whole jar of peanut butter and a whole 'thing' of jello, and a whole loaf of bread, deep fry it in a whole cows milk of butter, then die.

In August 1977
Elvis met his fate
But he couldn't get into heaven
He couldn't get through the gate
What a fat c**t he was

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis is dead

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 11, 16:02:36