Haha, found a phone in the middle of the road last night

so I got off my bike to see if it was a found or just a knackered casing

Picked it up and couldn't decide what to do, in the end someone rang it and it turned out to be the owners landline, and he met me in town.

Before he did though, this text came through and I read it incase he wasn't sure where I told him to meet me

"I can't believe these bastards have done this, we going to have to give them a right f**king lesson they won't forget"

:s

Started to think I was part of E4's new drama, and finding the phone was the innocent bit, and I was gonna get dragged into some life of gangs, cash in hand jobs, knee capping people who don't pay debts

Bloke gave me a tenner

Posted By: pants, Aug 11, 14:25:31