MI5 statement, Friday 10th August

...and after months of intensive investigation, we concluded that they all definitely looked a bit foreign, two of them had airfix 737s in their houses and one of them had an internationally-known terrorist aid called a "Tube Map" - clearly showing the location of Heathrow Airport.

We're very very slightly sorry to the relatives of those shot. We recommend that all those who look a bit foreign just watch themselves, alright, and for the rest of you, don't get too much of a suntan either.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Aug 10, 11:41:11