I can't keep a straight face which doesn't help

What really gets me is that form: are you currently engaged in acts of genocide? Are you currently smuggling drugs? Are you a mass-murdering paedophile? Do you own anything by the Osmonds?

And then you get the US Marine-wannabe who comes up, looks you in the face and says "US Department of agriculture. You carrying any plant material?" in the best leatherlung "on your face and give me twenty RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER" voice he can muster.

And finally after three hours of queues you get "America welcomes you". With a total lack of irony (which, being in America, isn't that surprising after all...)

Posted By: Partial Angler, Aug 10, 11:12:16