What about, "When you can't believe those those are the real lyrics?"

Shakira - The One

Verse 2

So I learned to cook and finally lose
My kitchen phobia
And so I got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia
To buy more thongs
And write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone

God stiffen the crows, that can't be translated right, surely!

Posted By: Phil_Collins, Aug 7, 12:37:42