I'd love to

To contact me, just carve a pentacle on your chest (lightly - I recommend a non-serrated paring knife or similar), then cut the heads off two chickens (try do this somewhere with a lino floor - as I've observed previously, chicken blood is a c**t to get out of deep-pile carpet), stick your dick up one neck end while acting as if to fellate the other.

Mind you, I'd probably rant on about the Nazarene and the End of Days rather than talk about the club per se, don't know if that would be an issue for you. Plus I just had to fine Death a day's wages for headbutting his horse, the daft knobend.

Anyway, must shoot - got some lasagne on the go.

Posted By: Satan, Aug 3, 15:07:01